acfans:

pervy-assassin:

molto-bene-on-my-pene:

All the Assassins (Put a Blade on It)

All the Assassins (All the Assassins)
All the Assassins (All the Assassins)
All the Assassins (All the Assassins)
All the Assassins
Now put your hands up

Story all began in the Holy Land
Killing nine Templar Knights
Went from a bastard to prodigal Master
But Al-Mualim demoted me
He tried to control with the metal Apple
Don’t pay him any attention
‘Cause I redeemed my life, with nine other guys’
No safety or peace for them

[Chorus:]
If you liked it then you should’ve put a blade on it
If you liked it then you should’ve put a blade on it
Nothing is true, everything is permitted
If you liked it then you should’ve put a blade on it

[Chorus]

I got a scar on my lips, a sway in my hips
Dressing fancy as a Renaissance man
Acting up, beating minstrels up
Foiling the Pazzi’s plans
A man on a mission, did I mention
Don’t pay them any attention
‘Cause the Borgias have to burn
And Cesare will learn
To requiescat in pace

[Chorus]

Don’t think that my character’s tertiary 
This is Desmond’s story
The Truth is what I prefer, what I deserve
Is a sequel that makes me then takes me
And immerses me into gameplay, of my DNA and beyond
Don’t let my hopes become squashed
Make it good, Ubisoft
If you don’t, your series’ blown
And like Sixteen I’ll be gone

All the Assassins (All the Assassins)
All the Assassins (All the Assassins)
All the Assassins (All the Assassins)
All the Assassins
Now put your hands up

[Chorus x2]

GENIAL.

lmfao I couldn’t not reblog this.