“I wonder what the poor people are doing tonight.” – Civilian
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“Don’t make me laugh.” – Jacob Frye
This was an April Fools’ joke
“Jokes Jokes Jokes” – Austin Wintory from Assassin’s Creed Syndicate (Lyrics by Tripod)
Attend the tale of Maxwell Roth
He sought the footlights like a moth
His sense of timing never off untilHe opted to collaborate
With a hooded reprobate
The blighter and assassin made
A deadly double billJokes, Jokes, Jokes!
Make ‘em laugh until they choke
Fairly slay ‘em in the aisles
Maidens fair and and Princes charmingThrills Thrills Thrills!
Dashing feats and bloody spills
And I guarantee
You’ll never see
The ending comingThe curtain rose, the scene was set
They danced a murderous duet
And much deserving blood was let
Up toThe scene wherein they disagreed
On who should live and who should bleed
And Maxwell Roth he then received
A very bad reviewJokes, Jokes, Jokes!
And there’s daggers and there’s cloaks
But behind the scenes the leading players
Differ on the plotLaugh laugh laugh!
At the dandy’s new red scarf
Now eight shows a week to Beelzebub
Is his eternal lot!Jokes, Jokes, Jokes!
Make ‘em laugh until they choke
Fairly slay ‘em in the aisles
Maidens fair and and Princes charmingThrills Thrills Thrills!
Dashing feats and bloody spills
And I guarantee
You’ll never see
The ending coming
“The Ottoman Jester Taunt I”
“Rule Britannia (Drunkard Version)” from Assassin’s Creed Syndicate
First at Heaven’s command
Arose from out the azure main
Arose, arose, arose from out the azure mainThis was the charter,
The charter of the land,
And guardian angels sing this song:‘Rule Britannia! Britannia rule the waves:
‘Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.’???????
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Bloopers, Glitches & Silly Stuff – Assassin’s Creed Ep. 1
“I do so love the fog; it permits one all sorts of license…” – Ned Wynert
SYNDICATE – An Assassin’s Creed Syndicate fanmix
Tracklist: In the Heat of the Moment (Toydrum Remix) by Noel Gallagher / Six Shooter by Coyote Kisses / Born For This by Royal Deluxe / Railroad Tracks by Willy Moon / New Blood by Zayde Wolf / Glitter And Gold by Barns Courtney / Silent Running by Hidden Citizens / Hurts So Good by Astrid S / Champion Sound by Ill Factor / Bloodlines by Austin Wintory
All voice samples were taken from @allsoundsasscreed.
Image courtesy of @nikashepard.
Listen here.
You were tossing stones off of a cliff and accidentally assassinated a world leader on vacation. You were pardoned by the government but you are still known internationally as an assassin. Now you have to apply for a normal job.
All Sounds of Assassin's Creed 