assassinscreedconfessions:

One of my managers at work looks like Phillip Twopenny from Syndicate, and every time I see him I tell myself that he is a Templar.

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Start singing “The Tale of Twopenny” next time you see him

Mary Anne: Oh, Mr. Frye, look at those two!

Jacob: Err, yes, they, uh, they seem to be, umm…

Mary Anne: I’ve been married twice, Mr. Frye. I’m fully aware of what they’re doing. God bless them.