Cristina: What.

Ezio: What?

Cristina: Why are you just standing there?

Ezio: Oh, um…Because I…wanted to ask you something. Which is…What’s your name?

Cristina: Pft! Not one you’ll ever need to make use of.

Ezio: Aspetta! (Wait!) I wasn’t ready. I was planning on being really charming. And funny! Can I just have a second chance?

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Federico: What about that one?

Ezio: Oh! She is beautiful…

Federico: Okay! Then go talk to her?

Ezio: Just like that? Talk about what?

Federico: It doesn’t matter. See, little brother, most men are so afraid of beautiful girls that, anyone who actually talks to them has an advantage! Just make it up as you go.

(image source: Assassin’s Creed Wiki)