“You know what we do to cafone (peasants) like you? We bring out Bruno the Donkey! Trust me, he is not so… tender.” – Guard
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“You lack anything remotely resembling a brain!” – Guard
#everywebsitecomment
Though it’s more like #how to start an argument online #PG13 style
“Would you rather be roasted or fried in oil?” – Guard
Brute: I’m tired of your jokes. This isn’t funny! I could have been killed!
Agile: By rats!
Brute: You don’t take our work seriously! One misstep, one time you turn your back in the wrong direction, and you’re dead!
Agile: Because of rats!
Brute: I’m not going to explain myself to you anymore!
Agile: Please, don’t stop! This is so entertaining!
Brute: Let me be!
Agile: Please, come back!
Brute: No!
Agile: I’ll protect you! Don’t worry!
Brute: Vaffanculo! (Fuck you!)
Agile: Is this really how it’s going to be?
Brute: Si.
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“Your attacks are pathetic! Wh-where did you learn to fight? The brothel?” – Guard
Well, technically, yes.
Brute: There is something moving over there in that haystack.
Agile: Sit back down; we’re in the middle of playing a tarot game.
Brute: No no! This time I saw something. I know it.
Agile: That’s what you say every time!
Agile: You were right, there was something in that haystack you femminuccia (sissy)!
“Let him go–! No, wait! Don’t!” – Guard
“A condottiero? He certainly has the swagger.” – Guard
“Ma cosa (What the)?! Shoot! Shoot the flying demon!” – Guard
“Go away.” – Guard
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