acb guard – All Sounds of Assassin's Creed

“You know what we do to cafone (peasants) like you? We bring out Bruno the Donkey! Trust me, he is not so… tender.” – Guard

“You lack anything remotely resembling a brain!” – Guard

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“Would you rather be roasted or fried in oil?” – Guard

“Your attacks are pathetic! Wh-where did you learn to fight? The brothel?” – Guard

Well, technically, yes.

“That woman gives me so much trouble. Why didn’t I stay in the stables? What a family this Pope has.” – Guard

“Let him go–! No, wait! Don’t!” – Guard

“A condottiero? He certainly has the swagger.” – Guard

“Go away.” – Guard

“Assassino (Assassin)!” – Guard

“Which part of ‘remove testicles before hanging by the neck until dead’ appeals to your feeble brain, you idiot!” – Guard