Caterina: Walk with me, caro (darling.) You’re going to love Forlì! The cannons in our cittadella alone go back a hundred years. The artifact will be quite safe there.

Ezio: Forgive me, but I’ve never heard of a woman ruling her own city before. It’s very impressive.

Caterina: Well… It was my husband’s before, of course. He died.

Ezio: Oh. I’m sorry.

Caterina: Don’t be. I had him killed.

Ezio: Oh…

“Sangue di Giuda! (God damn it!)” – Caterina Sforza

I’ve been wondering why people have been submitting links of videos as oppose to submitting the videos themselves when I checked and saw that there’s no “submit” button when making video submissions. I created a separate link right under the “Submission” link on the main page. Sorry about that.

In other news, I’ll be flying home for Thanksgiving break this Thursday night (yes, I’m leaving a week early). If I happen to disappear for the next two weeks or so, I’ll be either be busy finishing up AC3 or overdosed from homecooked meals.

Sanguediddio! Ma dove vi hanno pescato? In un convent di monache? Non ho mai visto in vita mia un’accozzaglia di codardi peggio assortita di voi. Che vista penosa! Dopo che vi avrò fatto castrare, non sarete meno uomini di quanto siete ora

(God Almighty! Where did they find you? In a nunnery? Never in all my days I laid eyes on such an abject, motley crew of cowards. What a pathetic sight! Even after I’ve had you castrated, you’ll not be less men than you are now)!

– Caterina Sforza