Tag: Civilian

Woman I: George is quite the rum fella, is he not?

Woman II: Oh, do not get your hopes up. He only has eyes for Sally Fairfax.

Woman I: That hussy! What if her husband finds out?

Woman II: Hussy? George is the one sending her billet-doux!

How scandalous!!

Civilian: Mademoiselle Aveline, the overstuffed textile trade bursts with corruption.

Aveline: How unseemly ‘un-SEAM-ly’. And the enemy is to blame?

Civilian: Yes. A single Textiler–Monsieur Chapperon–keeps prices tightly knotted.

Aveline: I’ll SEW this up as quickly as possible.

Imagine Aveline and mongoliantiger’s Connor having a pun off.

Ezio: Bambino (Little man), why do you cry?

Boy: They’re going to take my mama on a boat ride. They say I will go on the next one.

Ezio: Who?

Boy: A man from the castle came with guards and arrested us. He scared me.

Ezio: They ARE scary. But you look very brave.

Boy: Will you bring my mama back?

Ezio: Where did they take your mother?

Boy: Down that street. 

Ezio: Good. Do you have some place to go for now?

Boy: My uncle’s.

Ezio: Go there. Do not stop to talk to anyone!