wanna give thanks to @allsoundsasscreed who provided me with the sources to create this….hhhhhhhhhhhh….born from the mind slushed from finals at 4:37 am in the morning.
Evie: Jacob.
Jacob: What.
Evie: I just got back from the King’s Crown.
Jacob: You never struck me as the drinking type, Evie. What were you doing in a place of such ill repute?
Evie: Jacob, they were singing songs. About YOU. In the TAVERN.
Jacob: What? No they’re not.
Evie: The songs were all about your former targets! Pearl Attaway, Philip Twopenny! Jacob, we’re supposed to keep our work a SECRET!
Jacob: … well, at least they’re good songs.
Evie: JACOB–
Jacob: It also puts a whole new meaning to “hiding in plain sight”, doesn’t it? Nobody would expect a secret organization to go on making up songs celebrating their victories now, would they?
Evie: //loud exasperated sigh
Jacob: Come on. Admit it, they’re quite brilliant.
Evie: … Well, I DID like the “Jokes Jokes Jokes” song.
All Sounds of Assassin's Creed 