“I’ve many things. Many things–I’ve too many things!” – Merchant
Tag: Merchant
“My cabbage! Oh, I must get more. I use to sell it, but I’m a buyer now. You haven’t got a few coins, have you?” – Merchant
“Friends! Why fight over tea? If I may, let me suggest a soothing solution to our problems: coffee! A stimulant to the mind and body alike, a physic for masculine ailment, and… no tax!” – Merchant
“Cretino! (You jerk!) What do I say to the cliente (customers), eh? Come and get Luigi’s SQUISHED plums? FLAT apples? SMOOSHED mushrooms?!” – Merchant
I bet there was the essential Italian hand gestures that went with this.
“Cipolle, aglio, porri e scalogno! (Onions, garlic, leeks, and shallots!)” – Merchant
“Carne fresca! Sempre fresca! (Fresh meat! Always fresh!)” – Merchant
I obviously don’t know Italian, so I apologize for any slap in the face errors in advance.
“Na pári (Dammit)! Will you pay for that, you bumbling oaf? Oh no?! May you kiss a scabby sheep bitch, and die of the resulting plague!” – Merchant
I hope I heard this right.