He is the appointed one,
The savior of the streets!
All who dare to cross his path,
He weeps in full retreat!
– Minstrel
He is the appointed one,
The savior of the streets!
All who dare to cross his path,
He weeps in full retreat!
– Minstrel
Wicked tyrants, hear me well,
For your hour has finally come!
The hunter has your dirty smell
I bet you’re feeling pretty dumb!
– Minstrel
Edit: Found a clearer version.
The hand that deals in death so far
Does walk among his friends.
And should the traitors rear their heads
They surely meet their ends!
– Minstrel

After a realization, I learnt a lesson and stopped punching, and abusing the minstrels for a reason that they sing good things about Ezio. All I need to do is give them money for good deeds. 🙂
THANK YOU.
The shadows are his element,
His nerves are made out of steel!
He’ll gut the guards and claim their heads,
His vengeance they will feel!
-Minstrel
For me, killing Minstrels isn’t wrong. But wanting to kill a Minstrel, when he is right in front of you, just a button/key-press away from ultimate gratification…… and then getting cheated out of it… ma che c_zzo!
Ha. Ha. HAAAAAA
I have to admit, this took some doing…
… I’ll also admit that I’m impressed at the amount of time and effort you put into this.
Thanks for sharing! (I guess)
Some time ago somebody actually asked me on YouTube for the sound of the minstrel screaming in my first video of my Mercenaries bullying a Minstrel in the Pantheon. Now, I’m a nice person (yeah, right)… so, here it is! And for an exceptional value, a deal you won’t find anywhere else, I include TWO wallpapers to accompany it!  (click the images to view them at their full size; 1400x900px)
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Screaming Minstrel, cornered near the Pantheon.
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Fontana del Pantheon
There are actually TWELVE Minstrels in this scene… but three are behind the fountain, near the hind feet of the horse, and two are obscured by Ezio at the elevated center of the fountain, unfortunately.
…
WHAT THE HELL WITH THE SECOND SCREENSHOT.
“Why do this!? Please! I am no enemy!”
“I will be a better man, I promise… mercy, Lord!!!”
“I-I’ll sing a DIFFERENT song, I promise!”
“FORGIVE me, ‘noble one’… I sought only to please you!”
“I’ve always been good… MERCY!”
“Let me live, please… I can PAY you!”
“ *grunt* GET OFF ME!”
“ *gasp* GET YOUR DIRTY HANDS OFF ME!”
“Merda! LET GO!”
“Ummf! Guh! A-uh! Aagh!!” (grabbed, thrown off-balance, and landing on the ground #1)
“Ummf! Guh! uh-AHh! UGH!!” (grabbed, thrown off-balance, and landing on the ground #2)
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I don’t know why, but lately, this particular Minstrel keeps appearing more often than the others. So I figured, why not take advantage of this grand opportunity and *record* all the possible quotes of him begging me to spare him! I’ve done my best to drag him into a corner, where there is no echo/reverberation. I also equalized the left and right audio channels so it won’t sound loud in one speaker, soft in the other. And again, for simplicity, I’ve spliced everything into ONE MP3 file for your listening convenience. Enjoy!
**Note: This upload is meant to replace some of the ones I’ve uploaded previously from this particular Minstrel.**
Awesome! Thanks for the submission!