As a ‘thank you’, for creating this Tumblr page and for putting-up with my spamming of sound clip submissions (and for my hostility towards Minstrels), I made this one ESPECIALLY for you, kind Admin. 😉
Can you imagine it though? A bunch of Minstrels runs up to annoy you (like, say for a few seconds). Then as a small group of guards walk by, you lock-on to one of them and you pay/hire the Minstrels to annoy the group… so, they skip/run merrily like little rabbits towards the guards, all while you make a clean get-away and laugh your ‘culo’ off! 😀
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Ezio: *whistles and hires a minstrel*
Ezio: *points to a guard* “Alright, go!”
Minstrel: ♫ “Justicia, justicia… behold and come see this day! Dance and sing ‘till Guards fall down… and the moon comes out to play!” ♫
Guard: “Eh, this is a-my watch, buffone… and here, I’M A KING. I don’t take kindly to idiots upsetting my peace!”
Minstrel: “Mercy, I’ve done nothing wrong!”
Guard: *successfully annoyed*
Minstrel (running for his life): “Was my melody not to your LIKING Signore!?!?!”
Guard: “Why run, amico?! It’s just a little PRICK as the blade slides home!”
Minstrel: “NO! PLEASE! I AM A FRIEND!!!!”
Guard: “You’ll soon be but a STAIN ON THE GROUND!”
Minstrel: “No… no!! Stay away from me!!!”
Guard: “SOMEONE KILL HIM!!!!”
Ezio: “Heh-heh!!”
Alright, I admit. That made me laugh. XD
Thank you kindly for the gift!
All Sounds of Assassin's Creed 