Pyara: Must you leave so soon? I’d like to show you how good I have become at your magic tricks.

Arbaaz: That, I’d love to see. Should I pick a card? It’s the Queen of Hearts…

Pyara: Very funny, you may be surprised to know that I have a concealed blade on me at all times, now.

Arbaaz: Really? I probably haven’t searched you thoroughly enough!

Pyara: Maybe you should search me now.

Arbaaz: I’m sorry, my love, I have to meet with Hamid. He believes the Templars are looking for the Koh-I-Noor again.

Pyara: I told you keeping it was unwise.

Arbaaz: That’s why I gave it to Hamid!

Pyara: Just be safe, my love. Don’t do anything crazy.

Pyara: Are you here to kill me, Assassin?

Arbaaz: I’d be a fool to think I could…

Pyara: I could kill you now, slicing your throat or plunging my blade deep into your heart.

Arbaaz: Take my heart, it belongs to you anyway.

Pyara: Do you always have to have a line at the ready?

“Jokes Jokes Jokes” – Austin Wintory from Assassin’s Creed Syndicate (Lyrics by Tripod)

Attend the tale of Maxwell Roth
He sought the footlights like a moth
His sense of timing never off until

He opted to collaborate
With a hooded reprobate
The blighter and assassin made
A deadly double bill

Jokes, Jokes, Jokes!
Make ‘em laugh until they choke
Fairly slay ‘em in the aisles
Maidens fair and and Princes charming

Thrills Thrills Thrills!
Dashing feats and bloody spills
And I guarantee
You’ll never see
The ending coming

The curtain rose, the scene was set
They danced a murderous duet
And much deserving blood was let
Up to

The scene wherein they disagreed
On who should live and who should bleed
And Maxwell Roth he then received
A very bad review

Jokes, Jokes, Jokes!
And there’s daggers and there’s cloaks
But behind the scenes the leading players
Differ on the plot

Laugh laugh laugh!
At the dandy’s new red scarf
Now eight shows a week to Beelzebub
Is his eternal lot!

Jokes, Jokes, Jokes!
Make ‘em laugh until they choke
Fairly slay ‘em in the aisles
Maidens fair and and Princes charming

Thrills Thrills Thrills!
Dashing feats and bloody spills
And I guarantee
You’ll never see
The ending coming

“The School of Jolly Dogs/Slap Bang, Here We Go Again” from Assassin’s Creed Syndicate (Lyrics from Monologues)

There is a school of jolly dogs
I’ve lately come across
They’re game for any mortal thing
From this to pitch and toss.

And they always seem so jolly, oh!
So jolly, oh! So jolly, oh!
They always seem so jolly, oh!
Wherever they may be!

They dance, they sing,
They laugh, ha ha! They laugh, ha ha!
They dance, they sing,
What jolly dogs are we!

Slap, bang, here we go again
Here we go again, here we go again.
Slap, bang, here we go again,
What jolly dogs are we!

And they always seem so jolly, oh!
So jolly, oh! So jolly, oh!
They always seem so jolly, oh!
Wherever they may be!

They dance, they sing,
They laugh, ha ha! They laugh, ha ha!
They dance, they sing,
What jolly dogs are we!

Slap, bang, here we go again
Here we go again, here we go again.
Slap, bang, here we go again,
What jolly dogs are we!