“I am waiting by the phone for you to call me all night long.”
“Where have you been? Just call 1-800-ASSASSINO, and talk to guys just like me.”
“Are you lonely? You have nothing better to do on a Friday night? Why not call and talk to me? You must call me, not anyone else.”
“Did that fall from heaven hurt because, uh, it looked like a long fall–you are an angel is what I am trying to say.”
“I lost my number, can I please have yours?”
Gary: Pull over here.
Woman: What’s going on, Gary?
Gary: I want to speak to you alone. You know that CIA stuff for my new book?
Woman: About the corporations?
Gary: It’s so much bigger than I thought. Bilderburg is just a red herring. I’m going to give you a name: Abstergo.
Woman: I have no idea what that is.
Gary: A shadow corporation. They aren’t listed anywhere. No stock options. Nothing above the boards. But their members have holdings in other companies. Coke, Kraft, the pharmaceutical industry, Detroit, Wall Street. Basically every company above a certain size has ties to Abstergo.
Woman: So?
Gary: They’re on the way to running the entire world. They have people in government too, for Christ’s sake. Listen, I needed to tell someone about this because I’ve been keeping all the research a secret and I can’t hold it in anymore.
Woman: What will you do now?
Gary: The book. It’s going to be about this. Trust me, once it’s on the shelves, everyone’s going to know.
VEHICLE MONITORING SYSTEM TERMINATED
Abstergo Agent: Hello D.? Tell headquarters I’m monitoring a situation. It’s nothing serious, but we’ll need someone to take care of a security risk. Perfect. Congratulations on that promotion. Keep up the good work.
“Do not test me.” – Ezio Auditore
“The suspense is palpable.” – Yusuf Tazim
“So, that’s how it’s going to be, eh?” – Ezio Auditore
“Acre Underworld” – Jesper Kyd from Assassin’s Creed
Fun but probably already known fact: This track has been featured in every game.
“Cazzo (fuck)!” – Ezio Auditore
“Ladders are a socially acceptable way to reach rooftops. Climbing on buildings, however, is not.”
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Audio rip from “Ubisoft Hacked History Webgame (Main Menu)”
“Guards! Guards!” – Cesare Borgia
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I really hope that some of you are just roleplaying and not arguing over something…
All Sounds of Assassin's Creed 