As a ‘thank you’, for creating this Tumblr page and for putting-up with my spamming of sound clip submissions (and for my hostility towards Minstrels), I made this one ESPECIALLY for you, kind Admin. 😉

Can you imagine it though? A bunch of Minstrels runs up to annoy you (like, say for a few seconds). Then as a small group of guards walk by, you lock-on to one of them and you pay/hire the Minstrels to annoy the group… so, they skip/run merrily like little rabbits towards the guards, all while you make a clean get-away and laugh your ‘culo’ off! 😀

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Ezio: *whistles and hires a minstrel*

Ezio: *points to a guard* “Alright, go!”

Minstrel: ♫ “Justicia, justicia… behold and come see this day! Dance and sing ‘till Guards fall down… and the moon comes out to play!” ♫

Guard: “Eh, this is a-my watch, buffone… and here, I’M A KING. I don’t take kindly to idiots upsetting my peace!”

Minstrel: “Mercy, I’ve done nothing wrong!”

Guard: *successfully annoyed*

Minstrel (running for his life): “Was my melody not to your LIKING Signore!?!?!”

Guard: “Why run, amico?! It’s just a little PRICK as the blade slides home!”

Minstrel: “NO! PLEASE! I AM A FRIEND!!!!”

Guard: “You’ll soon be but a STAIN ON THE GROUND!”

Minstrel: “No… no!! Stay away from me!!!”

Guard: “SOMEONE KILL HIM!!!!”

Ezio: “Heh-heh!!”

Alright, I admit. That made me laugh. XD

Thank you kindly for the gift!

(MP3; fan-made): Ezio PAYS a Minstrel to annoy a guard…