Tag: submission

Another little cosmic joke?! why me?! Always in the wrong place at the wrong time! (MP3)

Just a random civilian being bullied around by Ezio… well, not really… he just happens to always run in front of him and ends up groveling at his feet and just happens to be cornered in a Roman alleyway…

The following sounds have been compiled together into one MP3:

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*Damn, God!  Another little cosmic joke?  Why me?!  Always in the wrong place at the wrong time!

*SPARE this wretched life sir!  It is punishment enough!

*Please God, let me live!  PLEASE GOD, LET ME LIVE!!!

*MERCY GOOD MASTER!  I AM NOT EVIL!!!  😦

*PLEASE SPARE ME!  I AM A SIMPLE MAN!!!!  😥

*Merda!  Cazzo, cazzo!!!

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Another little cosmic joke?! why me?! Always in the wrong place at the wrong time! (MP3)

Angry Borgia Guard – Swallow Swords…

Guard:  “For your next act, you swallow swords, right?  Truly impressive… you can practice with -MINE- if you like, YES!?  Well…?”

ID#:  7B365A68

For anyone else who has extracted/ripped the sounds using the method outlined on this site, you may verify the above ID# to match the sound heard here.  As a side note, I noticed that on the PC version of ACB, they seemed to leave a few voice clips from the PS3-Exclusive DLC (“Coppernicus Conspiracy”)…

Sorry for making you all download MP3’s…. I just really don’t want to have to make a SoundCloud account.  😦

Thanks for your help!

Even though “Copernicus Conspiracy” is PS3-exclusive, it appears that all the audio files from the DLC is found in the PC version (whether it’s playable if someone were to dig through the files is a different question.)

Angry Borgia Guard – Swallow Swords…

“Annoying the Guards” aka, “Ezio’s childish antics after he liberates Rome…”

*Ezio bumps into guard from behind*

Guard:  “Hey!  I saw that, fesso!” *shoves Ezio*

Guard:  “I’m not playing with you stronzo. *shoves Ezio again*

Guard:  "You only get so much patience from me before I snap.  You don’t want to see me snap!” *shoves Ezio into a wall*

Guard:  “Walk the right path from now on… yes?” *turns away*

*Ezio kicks the back of the guard’s knees and walks away*

Guard:  “Che c*zzo!  Ancora!” *shoves Ezio from behind* “Ha!  You are an entertainer!”

***  Video got cut-off due to Fraps’ time limit.  But I’ll continue the dialogue… ***

Guard:  “You seek to amuse us…  Very funny."  *shoves Ezio again*

Guard:  "Would you like to see what -I- find funny?  One more slip from you, -I- bring you to the hang-man!”

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I don’t see too many videos (on here or anywhere else) that focuses on Ezio just having fun, annoying the guards and driving them to their breaking point.  In the style of my previous audio-only submission of Ezio annoying the guards, I hope that with this video, I remind people how fun it is to simply pester others and be an absolute nuisance… you know… apart from either beating-up the guards or just killing them outright.  :-]  This video would’ve been longer than 30 seconds, but I’m too cheap to buy/register Fraps at the moment.  😦

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I made this one a while back and I just can’t get enough of watching an irritating Minstrel getting shoved and bullied around by Mercenaries.  For added measure, I -DRAGGED- this “p*zzo di m*rda” into the Pantheon, of all places… That’s right… even in a Church, a Minstrel can’t hide from me and my thugs!!!  :-]  Without getting into a debate about the immorality of bullying, I’ll simply say that, yeah, yeah, I know… bullying is wrong… but hey… remember, it’s just a video game!

Forgive the shakiness of the video… I was loaded on caffeine and my computer’s too slow to record with FRAPS.  :

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Mercenary quotes…:

*“What’s all the fuss?”

*“What’s going on?”

*“Hoooo… calme, amico!” (Whoa… calm down, friend…!)

*“WHAT’S THIS ABOUT!!?”

*“None of our business, I’m sure…”

*“Watch where you put your hands, bambola (doll)!”

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Minstrel’s quotes….:

*just helplessly screaming in sheer terror!*

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

That…that’s just horrible. D:

(Thanks for the submission!)

Ezio annoying the guards…

Part of the reason I can’t stop playing AC2 and AC:B is because of how hilarious I find the guards responses whenever you try to annoy them.  Sounds ripped by me and pieced together to make this little scene.  Enjoy!

Ezio annoying the guards…  (MP3)
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To Ezio:  “YOU!  BEHAVE!  Stai attento, stronzo… after that little show, you are lucky I even let you walk the streets!

Facing away from Ezio:  “Not one, quiet shift.”

Facing away from Ezio:  “Repeat offender!!!”

To Ezio:  “I -KILL- vermin like you for -FUN-!  This is my territory and you better play by the rules… -MY- rules!  Get out of here, I don’t want to see you again!”

Facing away from Ezio:  *mumbles…* “Pellegrini!  Heh!  I’m getting to old for this.”

To Ezio:  “Again!?  You -ENJOY- disrupting the peace!?  You’re going to DIE for that, Assassino!  I’m going to CUT (or catch?) you!

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Ezio annoying the guards…

So, I accidentally deleted the dropcanvas with all the soundtrack gamerips (I wanted to delete the files in it, and not delete the entire canvas … but dropcanvas autodeleted it after I removed all files – crap.). I wanted to do a complete reupload, and that’s what I’m doing now.

The next following days all soundtracks will be back up, and the AC3 soundtrack will include all native music and all the traditional stuff in the taverns. The DLC for AC:R and AC3 will be up, too. The link now is:

http://dropcanvas.com/6cp5f

The password for the files will still be “safetyandpeace”.

Oh man, that’s just unfortunate. Thanks for taking the time for reuploading and letting us know!

The Office of the Receiver of Complaints in the Vatican (aka contradiction)

Roman Herald:  “Pilgrims are to report all accidents, petty crimes, hospitality issues, or other complaints to the office of the receiver of complaints in the Vatican.  For more serious criminal activities, please present yourself to any member of the Guardia.  Please note, the office of the receiver of complaints in the Vatican has closed for an indefinite period of time in order to mark the passing of it’s sole officer, Bishop Moretti.

No wonder nothing ever gets done.  LOL.

(Roman Herald, Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood)

Note to the admin:  I’ll delete the above download link within a month’s time, so please find a better file host if you wish to keep my submission.

Thanks for the submission!

The Office of the Receiver of Complaints in the Vatican (aka contradiction)