Hopefully this works… i’m just copying the embed code, direct from my SoundCloud…

… but in case you can’t, here’s the link:  http://soundcloud.com/4allsoundsasscreed/angry-seeker1

(Note: the video doesn’t work.) Just kidding, it does.

Angry Borgia Guard – Seeker 1

*He’s not here.

*Did he just… is he that stupido?!

*Dio, what a moron… GET OUT OF THERE!

*THERE!  GET HIM!

*Hold it right there!

*Ah-HAH!  No mercy for you!

*Hey… not on my watch!

*Bah… c*zzo!  I’m getting a headache already!

*Wow… you girls are MUCH better than the barrack’s whores!

*Hold for the watch!

*I think I better search you… hehehehe!  >:)

*YOU!  What are you doing here!?  Is this anything to do with you?

*Hey!  Bring me the pliers!  If I rip-out some teeth maybe useful words will flow out!

*I’m going to start with a finger… shall I?  Hmmm…. which one…?

*You don’t really need your ears now, do you?  You don’t listen too good when they’re attached anyway!

*Stop!

*You, stop!  Hold, I say!

*YOU!  Did you see what happened?  Hmm… quite the arsenal you have there…

*What are you doing!?

*I have 4 murders, 2 robberies… unresolved – perhaps if I remove your tongue and say you are guilty, iiiiii get promoted!

*Now CLEAR-OFF… I’ve got better things to do!

*Oy…c*zzo… sh!t disturbers… I don’t get paid enough for this type of crap!

*What…!?  Can your thick skull not grasp our simple message?!

*Heh… almost shift change anyway!  (my favorite!)

*What have we here!?

*Again!?  You need to be taught who is dog and who is master!

*I’m not done with you, c*zzo!

*Don’t try anything!

*Looting the helpless right in front of me!?  DIE!

*I take it we understand each other, yes?

*Not going to happen, boss…

*I don’t know why you bother, Capo… let’s just run him through and be done with it!  You are a patient man!

*Nice work, Mateo!  Those kids won’t draw on the road anymore!  I like the way you widen your eyes and nostrils… very tough!  Almost shat themselves!

*There, KILL HIM!

*Faster, ragazzi… EARN YOUR PAY!

*MOVE!

*Forza!  He’ll run himself into a corner!

*You think you can escape!?

*Go to Hell, c*gna (b!tch)!

*Go!  Ora (now)!

*(grrrrrr!)

*Ancora! (again)

*Say ‘addio’ (goodbye), str*nzo (a$$hole)!!

*Va bene, this trash is dealt with!

Civilian – Open Your M_____ti Occhi!

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“Ma che diavolo!  Try this: next time you put one foot in front of the other, OPEN YOUR M________I OCCHI!!! (f___ing eyes!!!)”

Side-note:  This sound is extracted from ACB… not AC2.  Now, I’ve played ACB over and over and over… and in all that time, I’ve never heard any civilian speak this line….. even the ones carrying crates.  Come to think of it, it might be a bug that they don’t speak at all when you bump into them…

Guard1: *pleading*

1)  Aheh, NO!  Don’t do it!!!

2)  Uh-heh-heh, come friend… uh-heh… I’m just doing my job, right?

3)  For what it’s worth, I think you’re a great, noble, WONDERFUL ‘uomo’ (guy)!

4)  *gasp* I’ve seen enough of your ‘brutta faccia’ (ugly face)!

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