“Pop! Goes the Weasel” from Assassin’s Creed Syndicate

All around the cobbler’s bench,
The monkey chased the weasel.
The monkey thought ‘twas all in fun,
Pop! Goes the weasel.

I’ve no time to wait and sigh,
No patience to wait ’til by and by.
Kiss me quick, I’m off, goodbye!
Pop! Goes the weasel.

Half a pound of tupenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle.
That’s the way the money goes,
Pop! Goes the weasel.

Every night when I get home,
The monkey’s on the table.
Take a stick and knock it off,
Pop! Goes the weasel.

Up and down the city road,
In and out the Eagle.
That’s the way the money goes.
Pop! Goes the weasel.

I’ve no time to wait and sigh,
No patience to wait ’til by and by.
Kiss me quick, I’m off, goodbye!
Pop! Goes the weasel.

Every night when I get home,
The monkey’s on the table.
Take a stick and knock it off,
Pop! Goes the weasel.

I’ve no time to wait and sigh,
No patience to wait ’til by and by.
Kiss me quick, I’m off, goodbye!
Pop! Goes the weasel.

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Jokes Jokes Jokes : sung by Paul Amos (Jacob Frye)
(You can hear it in game in pubs)

Lyrics :

Attend the tale of Maxwell Roth,
He sought the footlights like a moth,
His sense of timing never off until,
He opted to collaborate,
With a hooded reprobate,
The Blighter and Assassin made a deadly double bill.

Jokes, Jokes, Jokes,
Make ‘em laugh until they choke,
Fairly slay them in the aisles,
Maidens fair and Princes charming.
Thrills, Thrills, Thrills,
Dashing feet and bloody spills,
And I guarantee you’ll never see the ending coming.

The curtain rose the scene was set,
They danced a murderous duet,
And much deserving blood was let up to,
The scene wherein they disagreed
on who should live and who should bleed,
And Maxwell Roth he then received,
A very bad review!

Jokes, Jokes, Jokes,
And there’s daggers and there’s cloaks,
But behind the scenes the leading players differ on the plot.
Laugh, Laugh, Laugh,
At the dandy’s new red scarf,
Now eight shows a week to Beelzebub is his eternal lot.

Jokes, jokes, jokes,
Make ‘em laugh until they choke,
Fairly slay them in the aisles,
Maidens fair and Princes charming.
Thrills, Thrills, Thrills,
Dashing feet and bloody spills,
And I guarantee you’ll never see the ending coming!

Note: As confirmed by Paul himself, he did not perform this or any of the Murder Ballads in the game.