“It’s nice isn’t it? We’re in the guts of the Animus, the original test program. No memories here, just basic physics, weather simulations, hello world!” – Subject 16
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“I opened a new pie shop on Fleet Street. Brave move considering what happened to the last one.” – Rook
Sweeney Todd sequel confirmed.
“What we have here is a failure to communicate!” – Civilian
Harold: Why is he doing that?
Justin: He’s an assassin dad.
Harold: Well I mean… Why is he talking to the guy… he just killed?
Justin: It’s a confession.
Harold: Well that, that’s just dumb.
Justin: Dad please, you’re ruining it.
Fun fact: Justin and his father are playing Assassin’s Creed Revelations. The scene heard in the background is found here.
“Pull up your Socks and grab your Cocks! This ship is sailing!” – John Cockram
Abstergo Employee I: But have you tried it though?
Abstergo Employee II: No. The story is told in rhyme? It doesn’t sound like my thing…
Abstergo Employee I: How can you dismiss it without even playing it?
Abstergo Employee
II: Are there PvP deathmatches in it?
Abstergo Employee I: What? No. No! It’s–it’s a beautiful turn-based RPG!
Abstergo Employee
II: Eh, pass.
“I-I’m just a poor boy! Please! Nobody loves me!” – Orphan
HE’S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY
SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY
“Leonardo’s Inventions (Extended)” – Jesper Kyd from Assassin’s Creed: The Best of Jesper Kyd album
Leonardo: Ezio…? You are still alive!
Ezio: Look at this place! The past two years have been kind to you.
Ezio: I was hoping you might be able to help me with something.
Leonardo: Aha! You’ve found another! How exciting!
Happy birthday to one of the most talented and influential artist/scientist that ever lived!
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All Sounds of Assassin's Creed 