In the few years I’ve been running this blog, I’ve never made a proper introduction of myself. I guess now is the time to do so.

How YOU doin’?

My name is Jack. As of 2016, I am soon-to-be 4 years old Terrier.

“What kind of Terrier are you?”

I don’t know. Ask Google.

I live in a house located in a very dry and sunny city in the West Coast of the US. I don’t mind the heat.

I don’t know why humans complain about it so much.

It means I get to go outside often to work on my tan. 

I love to eat, sleep, and wake humans up by scratching on their bedroom door and whine until they let me in. 

I auditioned for a part in Assassin’s Creed 3 before. I lost to this guy on the left.

I can pull off that hood better than him, tbh. (Photo source)

I also auditioned for a part in Syndicate. But they thought Desmond was cuter.

I would’ve been a bad mood too if I was stuck in a hideous handbag all day.(Photo source)

I cosplay sometimes, but they’re more like I cut up scraps of fabric and wear it like an Assassin hood kind of cosplay.

I wasn’t a fan of the pirate cosplay though.

When I’m not running the blog, I’m usually sleeping or eating. Or both.

Speaking of which, I’ve been running this fan blog for a little over 4.5 years now (5 years in September), but I’ve never played any of the games.

“YOU RUN AN ASSASSIN’S CREED BLOG BUT NEVER PLAYED ASSASSIN’S CREED?!”

I have someone with thumbs play for me and I just watch… sometimes.

“Wait… how are you running a 5 year old blog when you’re 4 years old?”

Those are dog years.

“That doesn’t make any sense!”

Ask Google.

Have more queshuns? Ask Google.

Nah, I’m kidding. The ask box is open.