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“Chucky Vane” (click photos to embiggen)

Please understand:

  • I do not own a sewing machine.  This was stitched entirely by hand.
  • I did not have a pattern.  I made this by trial and error.
  • Before this project, I had never sewn anything more complicated than a button.
  • I started working on this in JANUARY.  It took me SIX MONTHS.
  • Because of all this, he is stuffed with 100% pure profanity.

I don’t know if anyone remembers the “Child’s Play” movies, but that’s why I’m calling him “Chucky”.  😛

Amazing!

Hopefully this works… i’m just copying the embed code, direct from my SoundCloud…

… but in case you can’t, here’s the link:  http://soundcloud.com/4allsoundsasscreed/angry-seeker1

(Note: the video doesn’t work.) Just kidding, it does.

Angry Borgia Guard – Seeker 1

*He’s not here.

*Did he just… is he that stupido?!

*Dio, what a moron… GET OUT OF THERE!

*THERE!  GET HIM!

*Hold it right there!

*Ah-HAH!  No mercy for you!

*Hey… not on my watch!

*Bah… c*zzo!  I’m getting a headache already!

*Wow… you girls are MUCH better than the barrack’s whores!

*Hold for the watch!

*I think I better search you… hehehehe!  >:)

*YOU!  What are you doing here!?  Is this anything to do with you?

*Hey!  Bring me the pliers!  If I rip-out some teeth maybe useful words will flow out!

*I’m going to start with a finger… shall I?  Hmmm…. which one…?

*You don’t really need your ears now, do you?  You don’t listen too good when they’re attached anyway!

*Stop!

*You, stop!  Hold, I say!

*YOU!  Did you see what happened?  Hmm… quite the arsenal you have there…

*What are you doing!?

*I have 4 murders, 2 robberies… unresolved – perhaps if I remove your tongue and say you are guilty, iiiiii get promoted!

*Now CLEAR-OFF… I’ve got better things to do!

*Oy…c*zzo… sh!t disturbers… I don’t get paid enough for this type of crap!

*What…!?  Can your thick skull not grasp our simple message?!

*Heh… almost shift change anyway!  (my favorite!)

*What have we here!?

*Again!?  You need to be taught who is dog and who is master!

*I’m not done with you, c*zzo!

*Don’t try anything!

*Looting the helpless right in front of me!?  DIE!

*I take it we understand each other, yes?

*Not going to happen, boss…

*I don’t know why you bother, Capo… let’s just run him through and be done with it!  You are a patient man!

*Nice work, Mateo!  Those kids won’t draw on the road anymore!  I like the way you widen your eyes and nostrils… very tough!  Almost shat themselves!

*There, KILL HIM!

*Faster, ragazzi… EARN YOUR PAY!

*MOVE!

*Forza!  He’ll run himself into a corner!

*You think you can escape!?

*Go to Hell, c*gna (b!tch)!

*Go!  Ora (now)!

*(grrrrrr!)

*Ancora! (again)

*Say ‘addio’ (goodbye), str*nzo (a$$hole)!!

*Va bene, this trash is dealt with!

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Edward’s Killing Montage major Upgrade

Strongly Recommend: Dual Counter Kills against 2 Shooters with 6 types and 25 styles

Hi! Dear AC fans, here I present you a major and maybe the last upgrade for the “Edward’s Killing Montage”: a GIF-database of ALL killing animations in AC Ⅳ: Black Flag, which is set up in my Tumblr. 

The upgrade includes the following animations and about 100 GIFs:

Still, you can use the Tag Index or search the tags to find out the corresponding animations.

Almost every animation in this upgrade is quite rare, especially the 17th and 18th Kind.

I think 90% of the AC4: Black Flag players never see the special killing animations of passive dual counter kills against 2 shooters. Because firstly the chance to activate the dual counter kills is very low in AC4, secondly the probability that you can face more than 2 shooters and fight with them in a melee range during the normal game process in AC4 is nearly 0%.

Talking about the wall run kills, I really amazed when I saw this kind of killing animation at the first time. Pretty cool!

And the other animations in this upgrade are either quite easily ignored or very unique. For example, 15.12 Single Kill by Using the Combination of Smoke Bomb and Hidden Blades. Those 3 killing animations of hidden blades only can be seen when you use the smoke bomb first and then use the hidden blades to execute the assassinations. Just in this circumstance, nothing else.

All the GIF pictures are made by my own and I try my best to ensure that all the GIFs are as big as Tumblr allows. There are no water prints, no HUD, no extra corpses, no unnecessary bystanders and the processes of the animations are as complete as possible.

Well, after this upgrade, I have the confidence that the “Edward’s Killing Montage” Version 2.0 contains at least 98% of all the killing animations of Edward Kenway. I assume except the database in Ubisoft which you will never see, my archive is the only one in the internet. All rights reserved.

If you can find more animations that I have not collected yet, please contact me. Thanks ahead!

After 3 months work, I finally finish this archive! I dedicate this work to my favorite game character Edward Kenway and all lovely AC fans!

I wish you may enjoy my work! By the way, do you know some big guys in AC fandom or from AC studio? I’m quite new in the AC fandom and also kinda a new user of Tumblr. I will appreciate very much if I have the honor that some of you recommend my work to them.

@All deal AC fans and some big guys 😀

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Amazing! ❤