Guard: Don’t I know you, boy?
Arno: I doubt it.
Guard: No, no – I do! You’re the town drunk!
Arno: I – oh God, I suppose I am, aren’t I?
Tag: Guard
Guard: Hold strangers! You tread on private property. What business have you here?
Haytham: The Father of Understanding guides us.
Guard: You, I recognize. Not the savage.
Haytham: He is my son.
Guard: Tasted of the forest’s fruits, did you?
Nikolaï: Get up!
Anastasia: Something’s wrong, I don’t feel well.
Guard: Who’s there?
HANDS UP! WHO ARE YOU?!
Nikolaï: Dobriy vecher, tovarisch. (Good evening, comrade.)
Guard: DON’T MOVE!
Anastasia: How dare you push me! I should kill you like I killed them!
Nikolaï:
Calm down, child!
Anastasia: Child?! How dare you!
I am Shao Jun of the Chinese Brotherhood of Assassins. If you were not wearing the symbol of our Order, I would kill you where you stand.
Nikolaï:
Snap out of it! Your name is Anastasia Nikolaevna Romanova!
Anastasia: My name is… Ana… Anastasia?
Nikolaï:
Follow me. I’ll protect you.
Guard: You, boy! Stop! What are you doing there?!
Arno: Running.
Guard: He’s getting away!
Happy Birthday to the member of The Baguette Boyband!
☼ 26 August 1768
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De Sade: Oh God have mercy, they’re killing the prisoners in here!
Guard: That’s enough of that, you degenerate!
Guard I: Damn Assassin! We need to root him out before he causes anymore trouble.
Guard II: Easier said than done. They’re a crafty bunch; managed to survive in one way or another for centuries.
Guard I: Centuries?
Guard II: Yeah. I heard a story about them in China a couple of hundred years back. Almost wiped out, but managed to cling on. Now meant to be thriving out there.
“Guard Whistling ‘Ezio’s Family’” from Assassin’s Creed Chronicles: China
Élise: Oh my! That wasn’t the billiard room at all, was it?
Guard: We are pursuing an interloper,
Mademoiselle
(Miss) de la Serre. Have you seen him?
Élise: No! I shouldn’t think they can climb stairs, not with those little hooves! And how did they get out of the royal menagerie?
Guard: Not an antelope, an interloper. A suspicious person. Have you seen anyone like that?
Élise: Hmmm… Oh! There was Madame de Polignac. Her hair has a bird in it. I think she stole it from the royal menagerie.
Guard: Please move aside so we may check this room, mademoiselle.
Élise: You’ll find only me, I’m afraid. I’ve been searching for the billiard room for almost an hour.
Guard: We can show you there, mademoiselle. And we’ll lock the door to prevent any further misunderstandings. This way, mademoiselle.
Élise: Oh, merci, monsieur.
Arno: … If I had one-tenth her wit.
Hopefully this works… i’m just copying the embed code, direct from my SoundCloud…
… but in case you can’t, here’s the link: http://soundcloud.com/4allsoundsasscreed/angry-seeker1
(Note: the video doesn’t work.) Just kidding, it does.
Angry Borgia Guard – Seeker 1
*He’s not here.
*Did he just… is he that stupido?!
*Dio, what a moron… GET OUT OF THERE!
*THERE! GET HIM!
*Hold it right there!
*Ah-HAH! No mercy for you!
*Hey… not on my watch!
*Bah… c*zzo! I’m getting a headache already!
*Wow… you girls are MUCH better than the barrack’s whores!
*Hold for the watch!
*I think I better search you… hehehehe! >:)
*YOU! What are you doing here!? Is this anything to do with you?
*Hey! Bring me the pliers! If I rip-out some teeth maybe useful words will flow out!
*I’m going to start with a finger… shall I? Hmmm…. which one…?
*You don’t really need your ears now, do you? You don’t listen too good when they’re attached anyway!
*Stop!
*You, stop! Hold, I say!
*YOU! Did you see what happened? Hmm… quite the arsenal you have there…
*What are you doing!?
*I have 4 murders, 2 robberies… unresolved – perhaps if I remove your tongue and say you are guilty, iiiiii get promoted!
*Now CLEAR-OFF… I’ve got better things to do!
*Oy…c*zzo… sh!t disturbers… I don’t get paid enough for this type of crap!
*What…!? Can your thick skull not grasp our simple message?!
*Heh… almost shift change anyway! (my favorite!)
*What have we here!?
*Again!? You need to be taught who is dog and who is master!
*I’m not done with you, c*zzo!
*Don’t try anything!
*Looting the helpless right in front of me!? DIE!
*I take it we understand each other, yes?
*Not going to happen, boss…
*I don’t know why you bother, Capo… let’s just run him through and be done with it! You are a patient man!
*Nice work, Mateo! Those kids won’t draw on the road anymore! I like the way you widen your eyes and nostrils… very tough! Almost shat themselves!
*There, KILL HIM!
*Faster, ragazzi… EARN YOUR PAY!
*MOVE!
*Forza! He’ll run himself into a corner!
*You think you can escape!?
*Go to Hell, c*gna (b!tch)!
*Go! Ora (now)!
*(grrrrrr!)
*Ancora! (again)
*Say ‘addio’ (goodbye), str*nzo (a$$hole)!!
*Va bene, this trash is dealt with!
“You know what we do to cafone (peasants) like you? We bring out Bruno the Donkey! Trust me, he is not so… tender.” – Guard
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