“Interloper! Raise the alarm!” – Guard
Tag: Guard
Guard1: *pleading*
1) Aheh, NO! Don’t do it!!!
2) Uh-heh-heh, come friend… uh-heh… I’m just doing my job, right?
3) For what it’s worth, I think you’re a great, noble, WONDERFUL ‘uomo’ (guy)!
4) *gasp* I’ve seen enough of your ‘brutta faccia’ (ugly face)!
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“You lack anything remotely resembling a brain!” – Guard
#everywebsitecomment
Though it’s more like #how to start an argument online #PG13 style
“I see you– I– I see you– I– I’ll… now where on earth did…? Where…?” – Guard
Waxing Session (Guard? Civilian?)
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Civilian?/Guard?: “Well… hello there, beautiful! Tell me, are those Barbary boys still available? That waxing session was… *purrs*…”
I’m rather speechless myself.
Thanks for the submission!
(P.S. I think it’s said by the guards…)
All Sounds of Assassin’s Creed: Angry Borgia Guard 1
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Yet another voice compilation. This time, it is a Borgia Guard… one of my favorites to pester, in particular. This guy’s voice always reminds me of the actor Joe Pesci… what do you think? 🙂
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*”Looks a bit like that idiot we…
I’m Italian. Would you mind if I corrected the Italian parts?
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*”Looks a bit like that idiot we strung up for robbing the bakery last week.”
*”Ay! Do you have your knives? We could use him for target practice!”
*”Step away, cafone! (boor/jerk)”
*”Ay! What is the matter with you!?”
*”If you think we are kindhearted public servants, out to gently correct your youthful exuberance, let me disabuse you!”
*”We execute criminals the old, festive way: we tie the condemned man’s intestines to the ox that LEADS THE PARADE!”
*”Now GO AWAY!”
*”AY! What game are you playing, imbecille (imbecile)!?”
*”What are you doing here anyway, eh? [You] Live nearby, eh? Visiting an uncle? Does your MAMMA know where you are?”
*”You will be a good little sheep now, right?”
*”WHAT!? I’ve warned you before, you pig dropping!”
*”Ugghhh, cazzo, guarda questi (f*ck, look at these [people]). Look at these shifty disturbers…eh, they don’t pay me enough for this crap!”
*”Ay! What the devil’s taken you?!”
*”Only the guards are above the law here, stronzo (a$$hole); if we feel like taking your purse and slicing your throat, well… ehh.”
*”What funny game are YOU playing?”
*”AGAIN!?! You’re on a quick trip to Hell, STOLTO! (fool)”
*”You are getting the message, YES?!”
*”Ma guarda ‘sti ignoranti… ‘sti pellegrini ignoranti!” (Oh, look at these ignorant people, these ignorant pilgrims/drifters!)
*”Ma chi me lo fa fare, a me?” (a literal-ish translation would be: Why on earth would I do it?, but here I’d translate something more like: What did I get myself into??)
*”Aiya! You have problems of the brain, YES!?”
*”Oh, Maronna (this is a dialect form of “Madonna”, meaning Madonna/Virgin Mary as an esclamation)! Again you stir up sh*t?!”
*”What are you doing, idiota! (idiot)”
*”For your next act, you swallow swords, right? Truly impressive! You can practice with MINE if you like, YES!? Well?”
*”Once more, and we TOSS your corpse to the fish! Capito!? (you understand?)
*”Uggghhh, dumb peasants! Guarda ‘sti cretini, ‘sti ignoranti! Ma chi me lo fa fare, a me.” (Look at these idiots, these ignorant people! What did I get myself into?? – look up for this sentence’s translation)
*”STRONZO! GET OFF!”
*”ASSASSINO! THERE!”
*”You won’t survive me long, fesso (stupid)!”
Many thanks for the translation corrections! (:
Fan-made: Guard Harrassing Civilian (replacement)
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Improved with a light-hearted BGM from the AC2 OST.
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BGM: ♩♪♫ “Florence Tarantella” ♩♪♫
Guard: “You! What happened here!?…. Something to do with you?”
Civilian: “Oh! What have I done?! Forgive me! Mercy!" *runs away*
Guard: "GET BACK HERE! NOW!”
Civilian: *screams like a Minstrel*
Thanks for the submission!
(MP3) Guard: “Hey, where did the new guy go?”
I thought I’d take a break from cataloging the vast library of ACB sounds… but I stumbled upon one that, for some reason or another, I just don’t hear anywhere in the game… can anyone else confirm this? If you were to hide in a pile of hay or a cart of leaves, wait until a small band of guards walk by (in formation), kill one of them, pulling his corpse into the hay/leaves, and wait in the hay/leaves….. presumably, at least one of the guards should say this line. There are likely other seemingly unused sounds/voice clips, but this is the first one I stumbled onto and didn’t recognize.
I think I heard this occasionally in AC2 than Brotherhood…maybe. I’m not too sure. I’ve heard/found way too many unused clips to tell the difference anymore.
Thanks for the submission as always. (:
(MP3/Fan-made) *Guard harassing civilian*
*Guard notices a dead body on the street, looks around, and picks a random civilian to pressure/question*
Guard: “YOU! What happened here!? Something to do with you?”
Civilian *about to run away*: “Oh! What have I done? Forgive me! MERCY!”
Guard: “GET BACK HERE! NOW!”
(MP3/Fan-made) Annoying the Guards 2
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Ezio: *bumps into Guard*
Guard: “Ehh, calm down! You’re obviously quite the wit(?)! I’m considered a funny man too, you know! Stop, or I’ll RIP your spine out, one notch at a time! Si? Walk the right road from now on, alright straniero?”
Ezio: *makes an obscene Italian hand-gesture towards the Guard*
Guard: “What!? COME HERE, DANNATO! YOU need a lesson in basic survival skills! Part One: You don’t even take a SHIT without permission while I’m on duty! Next time, NO TALKING… I’ll simply RUN you through… CAPITO?!”
Ezio: *unimpressed*
Guard: Stupid pilgrims… pellegrini!
Ezio: *steals the Guard’s money pouch*
Guard: “WHAT!?! ARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!”
Ezio: *runs away* (with a smirk on his face, no less)
Guard: “Those a-quick feet will be the first of many things we remove!!!”
All Sounds of Assassin's Creed 