(MP3; fan-made): Ezio PAYS a Minstrel to annoy a guard…

As a ‘thank you’, for creating this Tumblr page and for putting-up with my spamming of sound clip submissions (and for my hostility towards Minstrels), I made this one ESPECIALLY for you, kind Admin. 😉

Can you imagine it though? A bunch of Minstrels runs up to annoy you (like, say for a few seconds). Then as a small group of guards walk by, you lock-on to one of them and you pay/hire the Minstrels to annoy the group… so, they skip/run merrily like little rabbits towards the guards, all while you make a clean get-away and laugh your ‘culo’ off! 😀

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Ezio: *whistles and hires a minstrel*

Ezio: *points to a guard* “Alright, go!”

Minstrel: ♫ “Justicia, justicia… behold and come see this day! Dance and sing ‘till Guards fall down… and the moon comes out to play!” ♫

Guard: “Eh, this is a-my watch, buffone… and here, I’M A KING. I don’t take kindly to idiots upsetting my peace!”

Minstrel: “Mercy, I’ve done nothing wrong!”

Guard: *successfully annoyed*

Minstrel (running for his life): “Was my melody not to your LIKING Signore!?!?!”

Guard: “Why run, amico?! It’s just a little PRICK as the blade slides home!”

Minstrel: “NO! PLEASE! I AM A FRIEND!!!!”

Guard: “You’ll soon be but a STAIN ON THE GROUND!”

Minstrel: “No… no!! Stay away from me!!!”

Guard: “SOMEONE KILL HIM!!!!”

Ezio: “Heh-heh!!”

Alright, I admit. That made me laugh. XD

Thank you kindly for the gift!

(MP3; fan-made): Ezio PAYS a Minstrel to annoy a guard…

Angry Borgia Guard – Swallow Swords…

Guard:  “For your next act, you swallow swords, right?  Truly impressive… you can practice with -MINE- if you like, YES!?  Well…?”

ID#:  7B365A68

For anyone else who has extracted/ripped the sounds using the method outlined on this site, you may verify the above ID# to match the sound heard here.  As a side note, I noticed that on the PC version of ACB, they seemed to leave a few voice clips from the PS3-Exclusive DLC (“Coppernicus Conspiracy”)…

Sorry for making you all download MP3’s…. I just really don’t want to have to make a SoundCloud account.  😦

Thanks for your help!

Even though “Copernicus Conspiracy” is PS3-exclusive, it appears that all the audio files from the DLC is found in the PC version (whether it’s playable if someone were to dig through the files is a different question.)

Angry Borgia Guard – Swallow Swords…

Brute: I’m tired of your jokes. This isn’t funny! I could have been killed!

Agile: By rats!

Brute: You don’t take our work seriously! One misstep, one time you turn your back in the wrong direction, and you’re dead!

Agile: Because of rats!

Brute: I’m not going to explain myself to you anymore!

Agile: Please, don’t stop! This is so entertaining!

Brute: Let me be!

Agile: Please, come back!

Brute: No!

Agile: I’ll protect you! Don’t worry!

Brute: Vaffanculo! (Fuck you!)

Agile: Is this really how it’s going to be?

Brute: Si.

Continuation of this post.

Ezio annoying the guards…

Part of the reason I can’t stop playing AC2 and AC:B is because of how hilarious I find the guards responses whenever you try to annoy them.  Sounds ripped by me and pieced together to make this little scene.  Enjoy!

Ezio annoying the guards…  (MP3)
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To Ezio:  “YOU!  BEHAVE!  Stai attento, stronzo… after that little show, you are lucky I even let you walk the streets!

Facing away from Ezio:  “Not one, quiet shift.”

Facing away from Ezio:  “Repeat offender!!!”

To Ezio:  “I -KILL- vermin like you for -FUN-!  This is my territory and you better play by the rules… -MY- rules!  Get out of here, I don’t want to see you again!”

Facing away from Ezio:  *mumbles…* “Pellegrini!  Heh!  I’m getting to old for this.”

To Ezio:  “Again!?  You -ENJOY- disrupting the peace!?  You’re going to DIE for that, Assassino!  I’m going to CUT (or catch?) you!

Thanks for the submission!

Ezio annoying the guards…