“Stolto!” = “Fool!”

Aren’t I just an absolute troll?  🙂

Civilian (woman): “Does this amuse you? Stolto!” (MP3)

Something the Borgias call “La Cantarella”.  Wait a minute…

*falls-over backwards*

Civilian (woman): “What on Earth have you been drinking?” (MP3)

Alaric was a ‘barbarian’. Conan was a ‘barbarian’. I am an Assassin.  The difference:  I’ve got 2 hidden blades, a cloak, and a bad-ass Auditore cape!

Civilian (woman): “Absolutely no respect! Barbarian!” (MP3)

Better here, in-game, than in real life, friend. 🙂

Thanks for the submissions!

Civilian: “How rude! Letting off a little steam, are we?” (MP3)

I just took down and outsmarted the entire Borgia family and their allies… what did -YOU- do the entire time?  😛

Civilian: “Buon Dio! Not too bright, are you?” (MP3)

*shrugs*

*tosses him into the river*

Civilian: “Why would you shame yourself this way, idiota!?” (MP3)

Huh? But I just saved you from that beady-eyed guard! 😦

Thanks for the submissions!

Civilian (woman): “Ooh! Animale! Help!” (MP3)

I suppose that no ‘good’ deed goes unappreciated…  😦

Then again, I think back to Caterina Sforza…

Civilian (woman): “Mad men! -ALL- mad men!” (MP3)

That’s a little unrealistic, sir… and unlikely!  🙂

*draws sword*

Civilian: “Now why would anyone in their right mind… CALM YOURSELF!” (MP3)