Civilian (woman): “Hey fico! Why would you act like this?” (MP3)

I could be wrong, but “fico”, in this context, means “attractive/handsome”.  “Hey, handsome!  Why would you act like this?”

Why thank you, Miss!  Wait… act like what?

*punches a minstrel*

From what I quickly Googled, I think “fico” is referring to a male’s genital in this context. 

Thanks for the submissions, as always. (:

Civilian (woman): “Hey fico! Why would you act like this?” (MP3)